Sunday, February 13, 2005

My bed

My bed
Originally uploaded by grannytakesatrip.

I woke up this morning and found my bed once again desperately attempting to kill me. My sheets were wrapped tightly around my neck and my arms were pinned to my sides by my blankets. It was lucky I woke up when I did (noon), or I might not of been able to struggle free.
I'm trying to figure out what my bed has against me, I don't jump on it, I don't have sex on, I think I treat it rather well. It must just be an asshole. This worries me a bit, I don't want to spend my life sleeping with an asshole. (HA!)
I think I need a new bed...


Blogger blacksunday said...

homicidal beds. tsk tsk. what is this world coming to.

12:41 PM  

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