Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Sorry beloved fans!

I am sorry my beloved fans, but regrettably I have moved my fabulous blog to xanga... Yes, I know, I have sinned. Please forgive me. It was peer pressure, why do we even have friends when all they seem to do is get us into awkward little situations like this one. Goodbye my darling blogger. I'm sure we'll meet again, I couldn't say when, where or how. But this is not the end... It is not the end.

Monday, February 21, 2005

I still love David, even when he makes mad libs evil...

the other day i was at a stripclub eating pussy when out of nowhere came this dick guy. i could tell he had serious masturbateing problems from the get go. his boobs was all sex and stank like paris hilton. A fuck was hanging out of his pants. he fell down in a puddle of seman. i laughed my vagina off

Sunday, February 20, 2005

Vicky's belly...

Vicky's belly...
Originally uploaded by grannytakesatrip.

I think it's pretty...
Also, I'm watching the new Simpsons and I thought that this was hilarious:
Homer: What’s it called when a guy is gay for a girl?
Marge: Straight!

This was a totally fab episode, it had a viewer discretion advisory for discussion of Gay marriage. I hope this was just Matt Groening making a political statement.

Saturday, February 19, 2005

If anyone ever dares to say this to me I will personally wring their neck!

To pick up Izzy Lee Anne Anderson: Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Friday, February 18, 2005


Fantasies blinded by neon lights
Buried in feather boas
Drowning in mounds of costume jewelry
You have sinned
A bottle of perfume falls to the linoleam
It’s too sweet
Like rotting fruit
You sin again
A flailing arm
carelessly knocking a jar of powder off the armoire
It fills the air
Clogging your nostils
coating your throat
There’s a point when you just stop believing in God

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Why did they have to die? Warhol, Basquiat, Haring... Who's left?

What is it about art, that inspires the truth within us?
That evokes such emotion?
It ruins lives, destroys relationships, it even kills people.
It’s so dangerous
Like a love affair, it can turn on you and bite you right in the ass
True art lovers don’t buy art
They don’t linger on it, they don’t hang it on the wall and stare at for hours every day
It’s like time, it passes, but it still there
A trace still remains.
It never really disappears

I hate our culture

Originally uploaded by grannytakesatrip.

AIM IM with montypython1211
Adam: have you ever shaved your pubic hair?
Me: no, ew... Honey, I don't even shave my legs
Adam: sorry. i was just curious
Me: that's okay, I'm just expressing a point
Adam: ok, i see your point
Me:why should I have to shave, when you don't?
Adam: I dont know
Me: Would you date a girl with unshaven legs, or do you think it's gross?
Adam: I would,i don't think it's gross
Me: good, it's just so unreasonable. It really pisses me off, but I'll stop now
Adam: continue if you like
Me: okay... In this society all people are supposed to be equal, no matter gender race or sexual orientation, so why is it gross when I don't shave my legs?
Am I not forfilling some expectation?
It's like you're expecting me to be a meek stay at home mom who lives to breed
Adam: mmhmm
Me: Sorry, I know you couldn't care less
Adam: i don't mind if you rant
Me: That's alright, I'm done

Poor Adam, he's always the butt of my rants...

Wednesday, February 16, 2005


I suddenly feel so relaxed. I don't have to do anything to do for school, my dad's not home and I'm watching Spongebob. Could life be any better?
Of course it could!
My Dad just recently decided to stop painting, which is really sad. He's such a good artist, but he never sells anything. He's giving up too easily, who cares if he sells anything. Painting is good for you, and if you payed for art school it's probably not good to let it go to waste. I dunno, it just saddens me.
Aroused is such a pretty word, but I'm not. My porn isn't loading. It's such a dipshit. I've been waiting for like 20 minutes,
Nickelodeon is not at all hot!

Love know no gender.